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Reality TV Meets Pro Wrestling at “REALITY RUMBLE 2008″

by Lynn on February 28th, 2008

This unique event fuses two of television’s most colorful genres - Reality and Pro Wrestling - into one spectacular evening to benefit the Special Needs Students at Spotswood High School.

The semi-main event of the night will be a tag-team matchup pitting current Survivor, Jonny Fairplay [alongside Spotswood High’s own Coach Dodson] against Survivor: Cook Island’s’ Billy Garcia [alongside Indy HardCore Legend “Mr Terrific” Tim Lawler.] Garcia & Lawler will be Managed by the beautiful Christa DeAngelo [ Pirate Master ].

The cunning Jonny Fairplay is infamous for his rule-breaking antics, in and out of the ring! The brawny Billy Garcia is an avid student of karate and judo, and a silver medal winner at the Amateur Athletic Union Wrestling National Championships, 1997. Their collision in the ring will make history — as this will mark the FIRST time that two Survivors have competed against each other “off the island” in a professional wrestling match! ANYTHING GOES so expect the unexpected!

From the wacky world of Reality TV, also appearing at this event are The Amazing Race’s “Pink and Black Attack” Kynt and Vyxsin, Survivor: Vanuatu’s John Palyok and Survivor: Micronesia’s Tracy Wolf. Representing Pro Wrestling, the event will feature TNA superstar Sonjay Dutt, KYDA Pro’s Malik, and numerous other ring veterans.

Live music will be provided by country/rock singer Nathan Neff. Additionally, all of the superstars involved will be available for Autograph/Meet-and-Great sessions throughout the evening!

All Proceeds from this event will be donated to the Special Needs Classroom at Spotswood High School. These funds will be used to purchase computers, smart boards, speech devices, and other much needed learning devices for these wonderful students.

“REALITY RUMBLE 2008″ will take place on Saturday, April 5th at Spotswood High School Sports Center/Gymnasium, 368 Blazer Drive, Penn Laird, Virginia 22846. Doors open at 6pm, Bell-time is 7pm, and Admission is only $10.00. ALL AGES ARE WELCOME.
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Here’s what Billy Garcia has to say about the match:

Now Some of you might be wondering, “Billy, Fairplay is a scrawny pipsqeak. Aren’t you gonna kill this guy?” The answer is why yes, yes I am. I am gonna stomp a mud hole in him then scrape his remains of the bottom of my wrestling boots. There might not be anything left of Fairplay to shave bald. Some of you might wonder, “Billy, You already shave your head, if you loose what is Fairpaly gonna shave?” Firstly, I AM NOT GONNA LOSE TO THAT STRINGBEAN MOPHEAD! Secondly, it’s clear he’s gonna try and shave my goat tee beard. It’s not gonna happen. Get that out of your heads. Finally, some of you might wonder, “Billy, Christa DeAngelo of Pirate Master is in you’re corner, not Candice. Don’t you love Candice anymore?” Well, you bunch of nosey gossipers, if you must know, Christa is blonder and has bigger boobs! I have high standards for women. Candice just doesn’t measure up anymore. Christa is such a sweet babe she gives me cavities!

Make no mistake, this is an Anything Goes, No Disqualification, Hardcore Match. That means I can pick up a steel chair and smack Fairplay or his partner Coach Dodson with it legally. Yes Fairplay is a trickster, Yes, Fairplay does not play fair, and yes fairplay has got a great partner(so do I with Mr Terrific so that’s a wash), But I’ve got a great strategy! I’m gonna get Fairplay to the ground any way I can(he’s so light I’ll probably just pick him up and slam him), then I’ll jump up in the air and land all of my weight on his skinny, fragile body. I’ll flatten him! Game over, hit my music, and hand me the scissors! All Fairplay is gonna remember about this match is My Tribal Skull t-shirt, a splat/crunch sound, a cold chill on his bare cranium, and lots of pain and humiliation! So my advice to Jonny Fairplay is….Have your health insurance paid up and INVEST IN HATS! Ha ha ha!

Billy Garcia - www.myspace.com/billygarcia

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